Golda and Bernard

A 1984 Newspeak version of a popular fairy tale (1 min read)

Golda ised unbig girl.  Golda goed to house.

Golda ised hungerful. Golda goed to food room. Golda fooded.

Golda ised sleepful.  Golda goed to sit room.  Golda sitted. Sitter braked.

Golda ised plussleepful. Golda goed to sleep room.  Golda sleeped.

Bernard goed home. Bernard sayed "Person fooded". Bernard sayed "Person sitted. Sitter braked". Bernard sayed "Person is in sleeper".

Golda unsleeped. Golda seeed Bernard. Golda goed out of house.